Its a blog. on earth. in space. circling the universe. inside my head. everything i just said was a lie. except that last one. and that one.If you utter so much as one syllable I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish
There’s something more important.
Japanese River Otters have been declared extinct.
This is now a Japanese River Otter appreciation and memorial post.
RIP little otters, there was nothing you could do.
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away